In honor of the newly released game, Golden Girls Clue, we rank our Big 5 board games. Shawn Phat bitches about groceries being viciously rearranged. Our #HeroOfTheWeek is an elephant who kills his killer. Nerd Stuff celebrates female power with Wonder Woman and Mariah Carey acting like a crazy diva. Hair Metal is out musical theme with songs by Motley Crue, Skid Row, and The Bullet Boys.