In an update from last week's show, Mr. Wizard calls in to defend himself. Also, A husband writes down all the reason his wife cries, and Shawn's folks hit the big 5-0. Rock stars melt down on stage, and Sticky & his Phat Bitch melts down about Guns n Roses’ ticket prices. The dating app Hater ranks the most hated things by state, and Superman's sweet 'stache in Nerd Stuff. "Marriage" is our musical theme with songs by Hank III, The Afghan Whigs, and Van Halen.