People Magazine has been getting it wrong for 20 years, so we get it right with out BIG 5 sexiest non-white men. What our you thankful for? Shawn doesn't want to know, and he tells you about it with his Phat Bitch. Strange Thanksgiving facts, Nerd Stuff featuring Star Wars' unsung hero Wedge Antilles, and a serial killer goes on the dating game. MJ has the throat crud, so to make her sound better, our musical theme is "raspy voiced singers" featuring songs by Joan Jett, The Distillers, and AC/DC.